It’s Not Me …

I would just like to take this opportunity to publicly, and for the record, state that I am not the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby. I never met her, and I have never been to the Hard Rock Cafe.

I feel I should also clear the air about another matter. I am not considering a run for president nor putting together an exploratory committee.

And I am not trying to decide which NFL team to coach next season, though if any offers come my way, I will make sure to disclose them here.

One Response to “It’s Not Me …”

  1. Not the grandmother Says:

    Well if you’re not the father, then I am not the grandmother. That’s a relief.

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